On Sat, 18 Dec 2004 23:53:46 +0900, "anko eater" <anko@eater.com>
brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>Which kind of jap would you rent if you have to bring it to your home party?
>
>1, a Cindy kind, speaks fluent English. 
>2, an anko eating kind, not westernized.
>3, a samurai.
>4, shuji matsuda kind of the honorary white fluent in English

My dear Cousin Shuji, of course.




--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College