On Apr 16, 7:30 pm, Bob <bob0...@aol.com> wrote:
> Ben Tuddy wrote:
> > I'm a cannibal and I'm always hungry for fresh human meat
> > and you seem to have miserable lives, so if you don't want
> > to live any longer, let me cook and eat you!!!
>
> > If you are ready to be eaten, please contact me.
>
> > I'm hungry for your meat!!!
>
> You should try the suicide newsgroup. You can eat me, however.
>
> --
>
> -Bob
>
> "My fault,my failure, is not in the passions I have,but in my lack of
> control of them."
>         -J. Kerouac
>
> What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of
> us left.
>       -Oscar Levant


Funny; you sent the cannibal to The Suicide Group.

What makes you think suicidal people would consider being eaten by
cannibals, as opposed to slitting their wrists or leaping off a tall
building? I'm sure cannibals have preferences too. Cannibal activists
may wear t-shirts that read: I'm Not Your Slave, or, DO IT YOURSELF

Headlines Read:
Cannibals of Cannibal Island celebrate as 1000's of mainland suicidal
people arrive by boat...

Sorry Bob, but sending the cannibal to the suicide group is very funny
to me.

I wouldn't chase our one and only cannibal away so quickly. He's
lashing out now, but even cannibals need a place to vent when life
sucks.

There used to be Cannibal Island where all of the cannibals in the
entire world went to live. On Cannibal Island, the cannibal citizens
never knew if they'd wake up that day to be victims or victimizers.
Today, with all the federal budget cuts, Cannibal Island is in deep
trouble and will soon have to sustain itself with private funds. Where
will all of the cannibals go if Cannibal Island is closed down?

We should be open to taking cannibals into a Life Sucks newsgroup at
the very least...

Regards,
Daisy