Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.news2me.com!newsfeed2.easynews.com!newsfeed1.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 21:58:45 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Celebrating an event Message-ID: <5VudnffoNa_4SrSiXTWJkQ@comcast.com> Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 21:58:45 -0500 Lines: 40 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-duiAM9l4jEpkQssmPePp2SQ+j+4tcNyc3/0fRdRiTm+zLKVMu0wBiX92Mf77OXEX5RBPSgLRceY+bt7!QYxrmYplqvyHUzh7TK1qD50Li/r6Yp+9Q4uQHXPABcgWnJAmZOSnNFit4Db+Lw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:965 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Celebrating an event An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig." The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."