Rita B. Flesh wrote:
> How can I piss without pissing on my clothes???
> 
> Can I buy an artificial penis for myself???

Now if you were a crew member on an Air Force aircraft you could use the 
piss tube. If you have seen a black fan shaped surface on the aircraft 
tail section. There will be a venture attached to a tube creating vacuum 
in the tube and allowing piss to dispense in the air while flying. The 
black paint is anti corrosion coating so as to not allow the piss to 
deteriorate the aluminum skin.
Only problem is you have to watch some of those young girls staying to 
long in the head, they seem to get attached to the vacuum funnel for 
some reason. (snicker)

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BILL P.
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  DOG