"Ben Tuddy" <cinema_pigs@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
news:5efdd2a9-665a-47ea-860e-04c2c29142e1@z19g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...
> You are in your bed, alone, nude.
>
> Suddenly and without warning, a dog comes in your bed!!!
>
> What do you do, now???

Troll over...

Paul and Muttley