"Harald Gentexeater" <pipe_nurses@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
news:69b78a26-aa09-4994-8ae4-78612f694a30@w9g2000yqa.googlegroups.com...
>I was walking outside, nude, when suddenly
> a gay cat came and it bit off my dick.
>
> What can I do now???

WE can rejoice  no longer do we have to worry about you spreading your 
stupidity