Ellen wrote:
> Hello all! My name is Ellen, and I've just come across an exciting way
> to learn Japanese. It's a twenty CD collection that you can download
> instantly or order through the mail. They offer a 100% money back
> guarantee along with their promise that you can master the language in
> only 8 weeks!
> I wrote a review about them and all the languages, including Japanese
> of course, that you can learn with them, in a fun, fast, and easy way.
> With them, you get to play games to learn the language! No boring
> drills.
> Check it out here: http://phoenixflamesinc.blogspot.com/2008/06/learn-language-fast.html
> 
> Thanks! Good luck!
> - Ellen Woods -

Gosh all fishhooks.  Doesn't that just beat that icky old Defense 
Language Institute six ways from Sunday.  But, I'll bet Ellen's exciting 
way doesn't include a monthly salary, three meals a day, a place to 
sleep, and all of your clothes (even if they /are/ all similar shades of 
green).  Plus, DLI offers an exciting post-graduate course in which you 
can visit the country whose languages you studied and kill the 
inhabitants ... unless you get sent to the capital to run the projector 
in the officers' mess and are assigned to read the press releases about 
how we're winning and driving /them/ back.

-- 
CL