On Apr 1, 5:43 pm, Sam Minewire <ingest_p...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I have the mad cow disease and I have problems
> during driving, because I feel the urge to say "moo"
> and the urge to drive over people.
>
> So should I stop driving???

My former assistant at work claims that he used to upset lambs by
calling out as he passed, "Mint Sauce."
(He was a former reactor operator, so that might explain it.  He
alsolive a short distance from the Reliant factory.)
These things add up!