mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net wrote:
> In fj.life.in-japan Jim <eternal_dna@hotmail.com> wrote:
> 
>>ypark wrote:
>>
>>>Why do Japanese envy americans ????
>>>
>>>Because American Males have HUGE Penis and American Females have BIG BOOBS.
>>
> 
>>My wife is Japanese.  If she gets an American passport and becomes an American,
>>will she get BIG BOOBS?
> 
> 
>>Please help.
> 
> 
> Yes, they are issued during the naturalization process.
> 


Sweet Jesus!!!!  I'm going to have to get her down to one of those
citizenship study sessions ASAP!

I can hardly wait to visit the in-laws... the relatives are gonna be
pretty jealous when they see how American we've become!  Me, hung like
the Hedgehog, and her, racked like a pr0n star.

Thank you, GW, for providing this service to immigrants.  And some people say 
he's done nothing good since he's been in office.

-Jim