Ryan Ginstrom and fj.life.in-japan is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

>
>"Scott Reynolds" <sar@gol.com> wrote in message
>news:bkljar$mv2$1@newsflood.tokyo.att.ne.jp...
>> On 9/21/2003 10:03 PM, Michael Cash wrote:
>> > While in university, I met a young woman who swore up and down that
>> > the Japanese make salad dressing out of snake piss. She picked up this
>> > nugget from her father. She assured me that since her father said it,
>> > it must be true.
>>
>> NOW you tell me! (Retch, retch, retch.)
>
>It's a pretty difficult process, though. The hardest part is finding their
>little willies to get the piss from. And then of course there is the
>practice of shoving little hoses down their throats to pump in water, which
>has pushed some of the international animal protection groups to call for a
>ban.
>
>Now, however, the market is being flooded by cheap imported Chinese snake
>piss, and a lot of the traditional Japanese snake-piss producers are in
>danger of going under. As an emergency measure, the Japanese government has
>implemented an "inspection fee" on imported snake piss valued at 500% the
>customs value, and the Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries is
>conducting a "Heartful IT Campaign for Japanese Snake Piss" aimed at raising
>awareness of Japanese snake piss and gaining the understanding of the
>Japanese people, etc.

I think I just about pissed myself laughing.


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