Ernest Schaal and fj.life.in-japan is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

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>> 2) You're apparently closer than I thought. I am in 打越 specifically. Near
>> the 畜産センター. I can smell the pigshit from here.
>
>You are about forty-five minutes away from us, by bicycle. 

3) I own a bicycle, but rarely use it because I'm a fat, lazy bastard. I'd
rather drive.

4) Did you happen to get caught up in the fiasco this morning? I was standing at
Gifu Station ready to board a train when lightning struck the power lines in
Inazawa, causing the entire 東海道線 to shut down. We all became refugees, some
16 bazillion of us, and we all had to trudge over to Shin-gifu and pack
ourselves onto one of those badly-designed Panorama trains so hard they had to
peel me off the walls. This after I had to wade through the CAR WASH OF
GOD!!!!?!`+!{`+!{`+"{`+ to get to the station in the first place. Mother Nature
is a bitch whoredog.


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