Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!feed.news.tiscali.de!easynet-quince!easynet.net!peer01.cox.net!cox.net!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 08 Dec 2003 05:58:02 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Two in One Message-ID: <3eWdnQmAMdnX-kmiRVn-hA@comcast.com> Date: Mon, 08 Dec 2003 05:58:02 -0600 Lines: 37 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-8rcdS9ENMWCp6J3AQE6Cb8PK8oYTeGog7vKoHz4/Xem/oiG0+eD1hvzA/VbOWJZmc9F1uM7KPLJ+QqE!AKhsMFfZ1LmRkRrh+KbuCzKdUrBjogGukbY695SdFx0Bi0qq2JFgJsB3qPsoiQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:3018 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Two in One A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother. "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"