"Bryce" <fukuzzz@takethisout.hotmail.com> said:

>I didn't have sex in prison in Japan. That's weird, I never heard of that.
>Maybe the states?

C'mon now... Are you trying to tell us that you
didn't have to toss even *one* washoku salad? 


>"Bryan Parker" <puntspeedchunk@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:ci4lnv82e59k3q4d03chle98lbtdt70bbq@4ax.com...
>> Declan Murphy <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> said:
>>
>> >Bryan Parker wrote:
>> >> "Bryce" <fukuzzz@takethisout.hotmail.com> said:
>> >>
>> >>>learn the same routes,
>> >>
>> >> The only thing I learned was an expensive fucking
>> >> lesson.
>> >
>> >You wouldn't mind sharing the fine details of this lesson by any chance?
>>
>> The lesson - Don't have an accident with a
>> professional (and I use that term loosely) driver
>> in Japan.
>>
>> I had an accident in an intersection in a big
>> automobile, with a 'speedy delivery' bike. We were
>> both running lights. OK great, "50/50" the cops
>> tell us.
>>
>> What they don't tell you is that there is no such
>> thing as 50/50 in this country. When the final
>> report comes out, whoever's name is listed on top
>> is found to be 51% at fault by the insurance
>> companies, judges and anybody else that gives a
>> damn. I drove the bigger car, the other guy got
>> injured, my name got listed on top. YIPPEE!
>>
>> I got fined because of the injury. The guy worked
>> for one of those bike 配達  (haitatsu) companies.
>> He had one of his buddies there in minutes to
>> advise him on what to say and do. He was
>> physically fine (refused offers of an ambulance
>> from both me, and later the police) until that
>> &%&$#ing guy arrived. Suddenly, he felt like he
>> needed one. If I had known how bad his buddy was
>> ass raping me, they would have needed an extra
>> ambulance. Over time, more witnesses crawled out
>> of the woodwork. Of course, none of them
>> corroborated my story. Wonder where they came
>> from.
>>
>> >I thought the 15,000 fine I got for doing 104km/hr in what I thought was
>> >a 100 zone on an expressway in Mie (it turned out to be 80) was a bit
>> >steep. A 400,000 fine would mean no sex for months. I'd like to avoid
>> >that if possible.
>>
>> Take the prison option and you'll get enough sex
>> to last ya a lifetime.
>>
>>
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