Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 15:56:41 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes Subject: The End Justifies The Means Message-ID: <3OOdnZIFSccEry_cRVn-hA@comcast.com> Date: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 15:56:41 -0600 Lines: 50 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-Mh6NFvLsoffBbtm+vIYeT5NGx8r45VHqu2AnhxD4bwf/lMM2MvRiyhbqLUqAmCFzDrnyvqARLi42A5+!XQCAnWgsuZM7ktIIawXO10/1z3NXxxVU5xasAyUJaTLWMHCWTmWBuWcGdBSE4g== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.20 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes:11179 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The End Justifies The Means Divorcing After 45 Years An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, But I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man said. "We're sick andtired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he Says, "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."