Kevin TRAINOR Jr wrote:

> "Fake Name" <fakename@address.com> wrote in message
> news:3E5EA9AD.F7AB22F5@address.com...
> > Xelloss wrote:
> >
> > > "Fake Name" <fakename@address.com> wrote in message
> > > news:3E5B3142.7244F168@address.com...
> > > <snip>
> > > > well, i ran out and bought a pair of metal glove.  just guess what i
> > > am going to
> > > > do with it.  you guessed it, i am going to wear it and permanently
> > > weld it shut
> > > > so my hand well be forever encased in the glove, open palmed of
> > > course.  i would
> > > > like to see Ethan or anyone else try to shake my fist now.
> > >
> > > I'd just like to see the look on your face when you realize just how
> > > difficult this makes whacking off.
> >
> > that is what a girlfriend is for.  ^_^
> >
> OK, and while she's having a good time practicing self-love,
> there you are with your hands encased in metal....
> *shakes head, walks away*
>

that is a good point.  i wonder why i thought that.  hmm...