Disaster wrote:

>  Awestruck the unbelievers fell trembling to their knees whilst the
>  weak of stomach emptied themselves. The stronger of stomach
> favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that
> decended
> into the volcano's mouth. 
> 
> *Evil grin*
> It so works!

Hmph! That bit doesn't. :p

-- 
      'Anyone who isn't confused doesn't really know what's going on'