On Thu, 18 Dec 2003, "Richard Qunt" <r.c.qunt@hotmail.com> asked:
>I've seen quite a few Asuka dress-up games at places like newgrounds.com,
>but none at all with Rei.
>Does anyone know a place where I can play "dress up Ayanami"?

I have a sinking feeling that this will be more horrible than I can
possibly imagine...  And indeed, Google does not disappoint!  Now, for
things that aren't what Mr.Qunt is looking for, but are indeed
horrible (and we shall wallow in their horribility, aye):

Evangelion UFO Dress Up Plushies: three plush versions of SD Rei and
Asuka, wearing hooded pajamas in the shape of fuzzy animals and the
Third Angel.  You read that right.

http://www.animeusaexpress.com/negeevdruppl.html

Evangelion Rei & Asuka Pajama Time Figures: garage kit models of the
two heroines in nightshirts, unbuttoned to approximately their navels,
which is a degree of slovenliness that's totally inconsistent with
Rei's character.  Asuka, for her part, is carrying a big pink plush
rabbit.

http://www.animeusaexpress.com/evreiaspatif.html

"Rei Dress Up wall poster: Large full color promo poster featuring Rei
in a variety of outfits."  School uniform and track outfits, bathing
suits, kimonos, gowns, and an entire row of diseased imaginings that
imply she was somehow coerced into participating in the school play:
Rei dressed as a *tree*?  What is this, that Tenchi/Eva crossover
fanfic in which "Magical Project S" Tsunami/Sasami turns out to be
Rei's mom?

http://www.houseofanime.com/en-us/dept_1082.html

An official Gainax computer game (an add-on for something called "All
Out Rich Man, Poor Man"?) in which you earn points, which can be spent
on taking Asuka and Rei out shopping.  "Take Rei out shopping."  Now
*there's* a phrase that Google can't match, wheeee.

http://www.gainax.co.jp/soft/daifugo/contents/index-e.html

Oh, here's a page with a bunch of dress-up games... no, I'm not going
to provide the URL, because that would just encourage these people.
Dress a *Twi'lek*?  We can all thank George Lucas and Jabba the Hutt
for inciting *that* idea.  Oh, and here's a nice bit of promo copy:
"Help Bulma out of her old clothes, and into some new ones!
Completely[sic] with whitty[sic] remarks and jiggly boobs!"

And here's another page with both pornographic games and Dress-Up
Cartman, Dress-Up Kenny, and Create A Mech.  (:|  Ohhhh-kay.

Also, the phrase "dress up" is likely to return a lot of lemon fanfic.

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