Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!c03.atl99.usenetserver.com!atl-c02.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 11:57:27 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Out of the mouth of babes Message-ID: <37-dnX7zW6fqreDcRVn-qg@comcast.com> Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 11:57:27 -0500 Lines: 44 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-Sb3YAqA2pgr3ykKovZ+wxtPC8fjbLC3l/bxt21q1X3lttDZXDRjX0fI1BTefjmiuzm7Mssmf5E9+SSJ!3udBBLqjLWESY0ZeVHVLlvXZ6OxL7J2aKecirsay/HUBaDRBSLYCwgjemBZ7jw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.20 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:8259 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Out of the mouth of babes A teacher was teaching the colors and their flavors using lollipops. She distributed purple lollipops to her class and asked, "What flavor is purple?" The class responded, "Grape." She continued this with yellow, green, orange and red. The last lollipops distributed were a light yellow-brown (honey flavored). The children were unable to identify the flavor. Teacher suggested, as a clue to its name, "It's what your mother calls your father when he leaves for work in the morning." Little Mary shouted, "Spit it out quick! It's a b*tthead!"