John W. wrote:
> Dan Rempel wrote:
> 
>>John W. wrote:
>>
>>>Michael Cash wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 1 Oct 2004 14:34:34 +0200, "b"
>>>><nospam.bengabenga@caramail.com> brought down from the Mount
> 
> tablets
> 
>>>>inscribed:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>to stop being a gaigin once you've really been one -
>>>>>or is there no turning back ?
>>>>
>>>>Since one generally attains gaigindom through emerging from the
> 
> womb
> 
>>>>and taking a breath before somebody jams a pair of scissors through
>>>>one's skull, it's sort of hard to turn back.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Arudo begs to differ. Pretty soon he'll be asking gaigin if they
> 
> know
> 
>>>how to use chopsticks and have four seasons in their home
> 
> countries.
> 
>>Has he learned how to say "日本語が上手ですね！" everytime
> 
> someone else
> 
>>says "おはよう"?
>>
> 
> Most definitely. But if someone says that to him he has to call his
> lawyers.

I will be his lawyer. Then I can be on tv!

- Kevin