Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.news2me.com!cyclone1.gnilink.net!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 26 Dec 2003 21:57:16 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Gus had a heart attack Message-ID: <2qCdnfX8RYOBnnCi4p2dnA@comcast.com> Date: Fri, 26 Dec 2003 21:57:16 -0600 Lines: 68 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-BEVNNQIE6F1sX4iQCxe9yxmmLVrDSe4pIpbQ993aCbMFdPKR2N3Xn66sYzHF7UGlUAENah7za5BXoH/!2YmZY3bn+D/j+mTXt18LGnr/IgVggfv+77TuX/kLZX6TmDLKolOjFRVGJkkcxQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:3272 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Gus had a heart attack A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until, at 8 p.m., the husband finally pulls into the driveway. "What happened?" asked the wife. "You should have been home hours ago!" "Gus had a heart attack at the third hole," replied the husband. "Oh, that's terrible," said the wife. "I know," the husband answered. "All day long it was, hit the ball, drag Gus, hit the ball, drag Gus . . . "