"Brett Robson" <jet_boy@deja.com> wrote in message
news:c9cbbt01q4j@drn.newsguy.com...
> On Sun, 30 May 2004 13:54:36 +0900, Elbow  ...
> >
> >
> >"Brett Robson" <jet_boy@deja.com> wrote in message
> >news:c97hc1021du@drn.newsguy.com...
> >> On Tue, 25 May 2004 12:30:48 +0900, Elbow  ...
> >> >
> >> >I work in a pub (British style) on the weekends in Tokyo and I been
told
> >by
> >> >my boss that if I we don't increase our present Sunday's takings I
will
> >be
> >> >out of a job cos he will have to cut the staff numbers down.
> >> >Its a large pub with a PA , big screen , lounge and saloon area so we
do
> >> >have space for something but just trying to rack my brains thinkiing
> >what.
> >> >
> >> >Can you help me with some good ideas?
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >> Got a PA and drum kit?
> >>
> >> Introducing "Brett Robson and the Ueno Gang"
> >>
> >> No drum kit?
> >>
> >> Introducing "DJ Sniper"
> >>
> >
> >We got a PA but no drum kit. We have some old large catering tins and a
> >metal tray.
> >Introducing DJ Elbow.
> >
>
> Can you tap dance? We could do a show like the Tap Dogs, call it the Ueno
Street
> Taps.
> In Tokyo if you want bands you simply have to have a drum kit and guitar
amps.
> No way anyone can cart a Marshall around on the subway.
>
> I've though about doing a one man show, playing guitar and singing with a
> sequencer playing drums and bass but I doubt that will every come off.
> Preparation takes a long long time.
>

How about a scaletrix night?
Car racing around the pub floor area?