Scott Reynolds <sar@gol.com> said:

>On 10/31/2003 5:20 PM, Bryan Parker wrote:
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>> Scott Reynolds <sar@gol.com> said:
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>>>On 10/31/2003 4:23 PM, Bryan Parker wrote:
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>>>>Scott Reynolds <sar@gol.com> said:
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>>>>>On 10/30/2003 10:38 PM, Bryan Parker wrote:
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>>>>>>Scott Reynolds <sar@gol.com> said:
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>>>>>>>On 10/30/2003 2:11 PM, Bryan Parker wrote:
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>>>>>>>>Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> said:
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>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 29 Oct 2003 11:41:11 +0900, Scott Reynolds <sar@gol.com>
>>>>>>>>>belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
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>>>>>>>>>>On 10/28/2003 11:30 PM, Michael Cash wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>On Tue, 28 Oct 2003 17:04:14 +0900, Chris Kern <chriskern99@yahoo.com>
>>>>>>>>>>>belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>That reminds me of setting up a bank account -- one of the people
>>>>>>>>>>>>there was showing me how to use the ATM.  I put in my cash card, and
>>>>>>>>>>>>then typed in my PIN and started entering the amount of money I wanted
>>>>>>>>>>>>to withdraw.  I was about to hit the confirm button when the person
>>>>>>>>>>>>said "no, no, you're doing it wrong!" and then reached over and hit
>>>>>>>>>>>>the cancel button so my card popped out.  "First you press this," he
>>>>>>>>>>>>said, pointing to the "ENGLISH" button.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>As I have always said, the greatest injustice in Japan is that while
>>>>>>>>>>>foreigners are treated like idiots, idiots are not treated like
>>>>>>>>>>>foreigners.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>What about foreign idiots?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Dunno. Have you asked Bryan?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I prefer the term, "severe subnormal foreigner"
>>>>>>>>thank you very much.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'll have to remember that one. (Then again, maybe I'd better write it 
>>>>>>>down.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It's very important to be politically correct
>>>>>>these days, Scott. It's about fucking time you
>>>>>>noticed it too.
>>>>>
>>>>>But I am politically correct, Bryan. Heck, some of my best friends are 
>>>>>retards and minorities.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Fuckin A ditty bag, Brutha! Gitchya a faeg friend
>>>>or two and we'll send you your membership card.
>>>
>>>I'll get working on it. In fact, there are a couple of fellas I've been 
>>>wondering about....
>>>
>>>Is it OK if I get back to you on this?
>> 
>> 
>> Sure! As a matter of fact, since you have a
>> membership application pending, you may also take
>> the exam at the member price now! Post your credit
>> card information in here and we'll let you know
>> what level you are qualified for according to your
>> credit limit. 
>
>Really? What levels to you have?

Level I (the highest) - The examinee has mastered
communal tyranny to a high level, knows around 100
ideas, expressions and behaviour, which were once
legal, that should be forbidden by law, and has
declared at least 1000 people, objects, and
thoughts as being not politically correct, and
targeted them for persecution.

Note: You'll need to post your Gold Card info to
sit for this exam.


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Bryan
the severe subnormal foreigner
http://www.trainerbryan.com/old_fjlij.html