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Nerd Season 

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load
of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches
the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying
"NERDS NOT ALLOWED--ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"
He goes in and sits down. 

The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says
he smells kind of nerdy, asks him what he does
for a living. The truck driver says he drives
a truck, and the smell is just from the computers
he is hauling. The bartender says OK, truck drivers
are not nerds, and serves him a beer. 

As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks
in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector
with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a
belt at least a foot too long. The bartender,
without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and
blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him
why he did that. The bartender said not to worry,
the nerds are over-populating the Silicon Valley,
and are in season now. "You don't even need a
license," he said. 

So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets
back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway.
Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the
load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers
spill out all over the freeway. 

He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming,
grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers,
accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest
clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal
his whole load, so remembering what happened
in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting
away, felling several of them instantly. 

A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and
jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.


The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought
nerds were in season." 

"Well, sure," said the patrolman, "but it's
illegal to bait 'em."