On 2008-06-03 06:22:07 -0700, mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net said:

> CL <flothru@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Ellen wrote:
>>> Hello all! My name is Ellen, and I've just come across an exciting way
>>> to learn Japanese. It's a twenty CD collection that you can download
>>> instantly or order through the mail. They offer a 100% money back
>>> guarantee along with their promise that you can master the language in
>>> only 8 weeks!
>>> I wrote a review about them and all the languages, including Japanese
>>> of course, that you can learn with them, in a fun, fast, and easy way.
>>> With them, you get to play games to learn the language! No boring
>>> drills.
>>> Check it out here: 
>>> http://phoenixflamesinc.blogspot.com/2008/06/learn-language-fast.html
>>> 
>>> Thanks! Good luck!
>>> - Ellen Woods -
> 
>> Gosh all fishhooks.  Doesn't that just beat that icky old Defense
>> Language Institute six ways from Sunday.  But, I'll bet Ellen's exciting
>> way doesn't include a monthly salary, three meals a day, a place to
>> sleep, and all of your clothes (even if they /are/ all similar shades of
>> green).
> 
> But maybe, in those 20 CDs, she has pictures of her and her "friends"
> being bored at the sorority house.

And then a pizza delivery boy shows up?