>> I've already decided what they do; I'm not gonna make it up later
>> I'll give you a hint on one: the bazooka involves Lance(s) of Longinuss
>
>LOL
>That's what I based my Lancers very first weapon on.

yeah but wait'll you see how this one's used ;)

The fight will take place on 'The Strip' in Las Vegas (you do know what that
place is right?) 
Send your troops if you dare!
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"OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"