My dog fucking stinks like hell!! He keeps sitting around me near the computer
with his stinky self! He smells like dead fish that has been shit on! I wish my
dad would either give that bastard a bath or take him to the vet; he stinks
horribly!! And he leaves an after smell on his stupid bed which is right near
the computer!

*goes back to eating his ice cream and downloading hentai*
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"OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"