>"Zeruel333 The Hentai One" <zeruel333@aol.comanimefan> wrote:
>> >...
>> >*transports everyone and everything off the planet to an unknown
>location*
>> >there, have fun destroying the planet
>>
>> Nah, instead I'll do this *gets on God's computer and moves the Earth
>and Sun
>> to a secret location then creates black holes right next to each StarSat
>and
>> watches them get sucked in and destroyed*
>> *zeruel also moves his space colonies to orbit around the Earth in it's
>secret
>> location*
>> No shielding can possibly protect from a black hole!
>
>Well actualyll you are wrong, gravity is a form of energy and the phase
>shifters in the sats don't allow that energy to influence their areas of
>effect. Think of it as not resisting the black holes draw but just kinda
>dodging around it.
>
>What is impossible is using gods computer! As you know, he doesn't have
>one.
>
>*Gives the command to open fire and two hundred sats open their portals,
>200 flares generated from the cores of the largest most dense stars
>envelop the planet. Everything on the surface is vaporized, in cluding
>most of the crust. As the Mantle is exposed a nice glow stars to eminate
>from the now blasted planet*

...
*God sees this and after sighing he recreates the Earth exactly as it was and
removes those StarSats that are around it and erases everyone's memory*

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