>"Zeruel333 The Hentai One" <zeruel333@aol.comanimefan> wrote:
>> What a beautiful speech! Makes me wonder why I'm after you. Ah well,
>nevermind
>> that
>>
>> *continues construction of space colonies*
>> *thinks*
>> ...ooops, that was supposed to be top secret!
>
>Sometimes I get really confused. The response in here has been so varied.
>Some condemn me, some don't care, others analyze.

*suddenly a news bulletin comes on every channel in the world*
Newscaster: This is an urgent report! Several large objects have been
discovered above Earth's...
*suddenly the newsroom the newscaster was in gets very bright before the TVs
all go fuzzy*
*Zeruel turns his TV off and whistles innocently*
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"OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!"