>> *Vaughn uses Seven-of-Nine's Anti-Species 8472 nanites to counter
>Zeruel's
>> anti-virus nanites.
>>
>> *Vaughn then changes Zeruel's fonts to the Ahb language.
>>
>> *Vaughn then wonder's  why Disaster hasn't responded to his assault.
>Could
>> it be that the great Disaster is in fact an Eminem fan?
>
>*Disaster was occupied battling something far worse then a merely Eminem
>attack, he was fighting with MS Access!*
>
>*Disaster hardly notices your other attack, uh, whatever it was*
>
>> *Vaughn then contacts ACROSS and asks Lord Ilpalazzo to send Excel and
>Hyatt
>> to deal with Zeruel.
>
>*Disaster is suddenly on your side*

*wonders who the hell they are and shrucs as he calls Alucard, Walter, and
Ceras Victoria to deal with them. As a backup precaution, Zeruel gets in his
FRIGGIN HUGE EX-S Gundam (the real one, NOT the model) and orders a platoon of
Xeku Eins type 3's (the real ones of these too) to back him up*

(note: this is EX-S Gundam:
http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/sentinel/msa-0011-ext.htm and this is Xeku
Eins type 3: http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/sentinel/rms-141-3.htm)
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Zeruel, who uses the fingers of his giant robot to squash people. Frankly I
think it's st-*SMISH*