Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!news.moat.net!news.glorb.com!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!216.196.98.140.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!border2.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 01:56:37 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes.hneta Subject: Three Engineers and a Faulty Car Message-ID: <2-qdnT71WeKoBJrdRVn-jQ@comcast.com> Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 01:56:37 -0600 Lines: 46 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-XO6Q8RBW6T4j0izwZqPF5sliOh+Q4M6TeQNZtsslpocrpCNXrqVQyUxZes96pn1qWeKopV7/6FVQMLq!YEhvqe0n66Iq/XS1Gc/09M+GBs/uh6hyFOne2v7nV95dnhuoNEnKlZNQ86u2Vw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes.hneta:1524 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Three Engineers and a Faulty Car There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere. Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion: If we close all the windows, get out, get back in, then open the windows again, maybe it'll work!?"