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Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery:


"Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
 "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need
a mop."  "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord
of Darkness" "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad
Dog!" "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen,
then what's that?" "Hand me that...uh...that
uh.....thingie." "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of
this stuff before?"  "Shoot, there go the lights
again...." "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.
Hell, the guy's got two of them."  "What do you
mean you want a divorce?"