Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!feed1.newsreader.com!newsreader.com!atl-c02.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 21:59:43 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: One Liners Message-ID: <15SdnW2Que0C7FfdRVn-hQ@comcast.com> Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 21:59:43 -0500 Lines: 35 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-SCL7iweufQUrHdwr63G5+a7+L9+SiGieEtqWgDrS8zyCs8p+B4itQ1QFBjXR990R9nhI4ds0KVUq4EI!5Ts7IVbDpHa5QeHE64E6PTyQIGMI99Qzd2cDgESNZgo84IU8xHW1s4e+ql6Oyw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:3606 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ One Liners Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well, it's pointless Nurse: How is the girl who swallowed the quarter? Doctor: No change yet! Why couldn't the pony talk? He was a little horse What happens when a clown has flatulency? It smells funny.