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10 Pints 

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears
his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says,
"I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers.
I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in
here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's
offer. 

One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the
same gentleman who left shows back up and taps
the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still
good?" asks the Irishman. 

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to
line up 10 pints of Guinness. 

Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10
of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits
in amazement. 

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says,
"If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go
for that 30 minutes you were gone?" 

The Irishman replies, "Oh ... I had to go to
the pub down the street to see if I could do
it first."