On Sat, 24 May 2003 14:36:56 +0900, dame_zumari@yahoo.com ( Louise
Bremner) gasped and wheezed:

>Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>> http://makeashorterlink.com/?H1DB22EA4
>> 
>> This might help answer what you were asking Ed about recently.
>
>I was? I hope it's not me that's having the memory problems. 

'Fraid so, dearest. http://makeashorterlink.com/?Z3A012FA4
> 
>> Yogurt....who'da thunk it?
>
>And there was I thinking that the canonical substance was peanut butter.
>
>By the way: "Dogs' lives are shortened if they ejaculate too much."

I was discussing this very matter the other day with a certain fellow
who lives in Kanagawa. We were both of the opinion that it is
impossible to ejaculate either too much or too early. Frankly, if *I*
were a dog I would find the prospect of ejaculating "too much" leading
to my life sentence of eating dog food and drinking from toilet bowls
being shortened a most delightful prospect indeed.




--

Michael Cash



"I used to have a dog named Michael Cash."

                                Prof. Ernest T. Bass
                                Mount Pilot College

http://www.sunfield.ne.jp/~mike/