TXZZ wrote:
> How do i get one

You can't. Suck it baby.

> For those of you who dont believe im here;

I don't care.

> Check my IP

I still don't care.

> Gas Panic has been rather empty the past few nights

Gas panic is for losers. Even if you are more hungry than desperate to
get laid, GP is less useful than http://www.tokyopc.org.

> It was raining in kyoto about 5 or 6 days ago

It usually rains in Kyoto from October to March. So?

> Japanese whores (im assuming those who the masseuses are in roppongi)
> have better manners than the general populace

On what basis?

> Asakusa is on the ginza line

And "It is the oldest underground railway line in Asia"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Metro_Ginza_Line

Did that give you a hard on?

> The subways close at 12 and open at 5

No shit sherlock. Get a licence, get a car. If you are ultra cautious
arrange a designated driver or go to a love hotel to root and sober up.
Otherwise just drive back from the local bar like most people in Japan
do.

> Kyoto is ugly

Except for the babe I met in Kawaramachi and rooted the Saturday before
last.

I love Kyoto.

> The majority of kyotoites are neither paticularly industrious or polite

Nah. You are full of shit. She could do things between the sheets that
were nothing but industrious.

> Osaka is really frigging gritty, despite being considered more
> traditional

Osaka is full of shit. But no one needs to go there to know this.

> They are not rude, but hteir manners are extremely sloppy compard to
> other regions (or even americans)

Sepponians cannot be fairly compared to any other homo sapiens.

> If americans knew how mch prettier the girls are here theyd all kick
> the crap out of their wives (not that many arent already)

Sepponians cannot be fairly compared to any other homo sapiens.

> I dunno I guess thats all i can say as far as proof goes

Get a life dickhead.