Sheriff Chameleotoptor sighed with an air of weary sadness, and
thenturned to Doppelgutt and said 'The Senator must really have been on
abender this time -- he left a party in Cleveland, Ohio, at 11:30
lastnight, and they found his car this morning in the smokestack of a
Britishaircraft carrier in the Formosa Straits.'                --
Grand Panjandrum's Special Award, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton
bad fiction contest.