RATING:  About as clever as a chink troll, ernest schaal, or better yet
1 star

This movie is such a pile of crap, and i dont really understand the
uniformly goo reviews its gotten.   I mean shit, just let me explain
before you think im just being some jerk


To my delicate sensibilities, I think the movie's violence should have
toned down to at least a more Ninja Scroll level of violence, but I
guess I'm prissy.

Whats funny is how they introduce random, comic-like people with
superhuman powers without any mention that this is an alternate time,
place, or that being superhuman is anything unusual. And the closest
thing they came to explanation was a man having received experimental
penis surgery that had massive superhuman side effects. Really. He just
said "After you shot my nuts my father spent all the money he could
trying to repair my penis but it had a few side effects such as me
being a bright yellow monster with super powers."
And the fact the absurdity of all this wasnt even noted by the
audience.

Still the idea the idea that complex penis surgery apparantly makes a
man turn yellow, smelly and slimy was probably a better idea than just
making people superhuman or insane for no reason


And its all over the movie. For instance, there is this super nerd kid
who must have been bitten by a radioactive mouse and wears a hat with
the letter "M" on it who fights marv(who coincidentally is also
superhuman) and likes to eat people. We dont know who he is, why the
hell he used his super powers to be a guard in the middle of nowhere
for the remainder of his life, and what ever motivated him to wear a
mickey mouse hat, and then he gets killed anyway. Also, a bishop
cleverly and meticulously planned the asassination of some random
hooker for no apparant reason.



The movie has a neat intro, though. It has some guy that shoots some
dike. He is a suave, cool man, who obviously is a complex character
with a lot about him, and sets a definite tone for whats about to
happen. We never see him for the rest of the movie, save for some gay
cameo appearance and we dont know what the fuck he is doing existing
much less what the heck he is doing in this movie.


Then there are some minor absurdities such as why ultra-attractive
hookers have to live in the most dangerous slums and cant afford to
hire anyone to guard them but can apparantly afford the latest
arnaments technology.  There is also the question as why they panic and
then go to painstaking measures to get rid of a few dead bodies for
fear of the law, but then leave a massive pile of police officer
corpses in the middle of the road to intimidate people (not the law,
but the mob) but admittedly this is something of a nitpick.


Man, the only limitation to pointing out endless absurdity in this
movie is lazines or lack of memory. It makes me wonder what the hell
kinda drugs people are on when they give this movie good reviews.


Wat the real funny thing is is that a person who hasnt seen the movie
just thinks I'm probably being mockingly overly sarcastic when I am
not, and the fact that this movie's keen mixture of inanity and
insanity is something no one ever seems to note.