Declan Murphy wrote:

> Kevin Gowen wrote:
> 
>> http://tinyurl.com/5gc88
>> September 17, 2004
>> Derek Kieper
>> http://tinyurl.com/5lvwg
>> January 19, 2005
> 
> 
> "At UNL, Derek took on five majors — history, psychology, economics, 
> sociology and political science — and had plans to attend law school."
> 
> Perhaps somewhere in amongst that he should've studied some introductory 
> physics.
> 
Used to work with a woman that was a real fashion plate, and she didn't 
like to wear seatbelts because they mussed her clothes. One accident, 
she got thrown into a windshield and had her scalp ripped off. Took 
surgeons several operations to sew it back on neatly and remove the 
Frankenstein effect at her hairline.

A couple years later, I was talking to her at a party. She was 
complaining that she still couldn't wear a seatbelt because they still 
hadn't invented one that wouldn't muss her clothes.
KWW