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Subject: [GCFL] Automatic Aeroplane
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Date: Mon, 12 Jul 2004 00:01:01 -0500 (CDT)
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The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready
for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane
taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened
automatically, the steps came out automatically. The
passengers boarded the plane and took their seats.

The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and
the airplane taxied toward the runway.

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen," a voice intoned.
"Welcome to the debut of the world's first fully
computerized airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run
electronically. Just sit back and relax. Nothing can go
wrong ... Nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong...."

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