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Grazing Men 

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back
of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass
by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop
and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating
grass?" he asked one man. 

"We don't have any money for food," the poor
man replied. 

"Oh, come along with me then." 

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"


"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!"
he said to the other man. 

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!"
The second man answered. 

"Bring them as well!" 

They all climbed into the car, which was no
easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking
all of us with you." 

The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand,
the grass at my home is about two feet tall!"