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Meet me halfway

Joe found himself in serious financial trouble. He was
desperate he decided to pray to God for help. He begins
to pray. "God, please help me. I've lost my business and
if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
well. Please let me win the lottery." 

Lottery night comes and somebody else wins it. Joe again
prayed."God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my
business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".


Lottery night comes and Joe is still out of luck. Once
again, he prayed."My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've
lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children
are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have
always been a good person and loyal to you and the church.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE... I beg you...just let me win the
lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order."


Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the clouds
part and the heavens open up. Joe falls to his knees in
awe, shieding his eyes from the light as God's voice booms
"Meet me halfway on this, Joe. Buy a freaking ticket."