Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!honnetnews!news.gw.fukushima-u.ac.jp!news.tains.tohoku.ac.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!HSNX.atgi.net!newsfeed.sjc.globix.net!cyclone-sf.pbi.net!216.196.106.144!border2.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 28 Mar 2004 07:53:55 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: They Said It!!! Message-ID: <0eudnYHKdptuRfvd4p2dnA@comcast.com> Date: Sun, 28 Mar 2004 07:53:55 -0600 Lines: 90 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-HmVmMx0XdhKF4jC7BKcpUnsEGPO9/dx8/iLV1tFaidSvPmFDq21WVk66rRSlZ38g126BbrS7StAg0Sb!Amxti7HmRRwHmF9lFwX1kxR4TxZGLl2opNKd53F0BiK2//8daGOqSomPZg0lNg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2933 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ They Said It!!! The team has come along slow but fast. -- Casey Stengel, baseball player, Mets manager The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. -- General William Westmoreland Well, that was a cliff-dweller. -- Wes Westrum, baseball coach, about a close game This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time. -- Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. -- Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier. -- Traffic Report Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it. -- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up. -- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet. -- Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a million dollars.