Re: Rent-a-Jap
On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 09:21:59 -0600, "John W." <worthj1970@yahoo.com>
brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>Michael Cash wrote:
>> On Sun, 19 Dec 2004 16:41:53 +0900, Eric Takabayashi
>> <etakajp@yahoo.co.jp> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>>
>>
>>>"John W." wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>anko eater wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Which kind of jap would you rent if you have to bring it to your home party?
>>>>>
>>>>>1, a Cindy kind, speaks fluent English.
>>>>>2, an anko eating kind, not westernized.
>>>>>3, a samurai.
>>>>>4, shuji matsuda kind of the honorary white fluent in English
>>>>>5, others
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I'm married to one and have plenty of inlaws and one child, so no need
>>>>to rent.
>>>
>>>In that case, you bought.
>>
>>
>> Long-term lease. You never really get done paying for it.
>>
>See, I was hoping it was more like a home mortgage where you just pay
>for a really, really long time. Does this mean I have a balloon payment
>or something to look forward to?
Nope. You can't even refinance for lower rates or borrow against the
equity.
(And the Don Rex is a danged nice 6 bit cigar)
--
Michael Cash
"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."
Dr. Howard Sprague
Dean of Admissions
Mount Pilot College
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