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Send Help 

During heavy flooding caused by La Nina, a
priest refused to obey evacuation orders and
decided to stay back in town. 

As the flood waters rose higher, he climbed
to the roof of his house and started praying
to God for help. 

After an hour of devout praying, a boat came
by. The priest refused the boat crew's help.


"God will come to my assistance," he said.
And he remained on the roof of his house. 

After another hour praying, a canoe came by.
The priest refused the owner's help. 

"God will rescue me," he said. And he remained
on the roof of his house. 

After yet another hour of prayer, a helicopter
flew by. Yet again, the priest refused help.


"God will help me", he said. And again, he
remained on the roof of his house. 

Despite continuous praying, the flood waters
rose and the priest eventually drowned in the
raging water. 

In heaven, he met God and asked Him, "Why didn't
you help me? I called for help and you didn't
answer my prayers!" 

"Didn't the help arrive? I sent a canoe, a
boat, AND a chopper to your rescue!"